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Total Medals Earned: 378 (From
76 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,005 Points
Ching Chong Beautiful
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
5 Points Bounce with a wall for the first time
5 Points Get the first + sign
10 Points Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
10 Points Collect at least 80 signs
25 Points Achieve 5000 experience points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/80 points)
10 Points Don't antagonise someone with a gun
25 Points The more involved we get, the more efficient the system gets
50 Points Look at you! You know a bit about criminology!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/120 points)
10 Points Game completed
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/15 points)
10 Points Complete the game
10 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/50 points)
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/275 points)
5 Points At least you've tried...
10 Points You've saved some lives.
25 Points With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
50 Points You've saved almost everyone
100 Points You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Doom Triple Pack
10 Points Doom: Get the chainsaw.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/320 points)
Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!
25 Points There's a place for everyone here.
25 Points <3
25 Points No
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the knife!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 31/44 (345/500 points)